1. Short Hate Temple
2. Your Favourite Soccer Club Can Fuck Off
3. Ruptufuck
4. Murmur Land
5. Die With Your Boston
6. We Do Trade Fuck Offs
7. Kraftweak
8. Black Wedding
9. Too Fast For Songtitle
10. Fart Between The Lines
11. Sympathy For The Fuck Off
12. Skeptifeminism
13. NSFW: To Fuck
14. I Spit Better Than Clint Eastwood.
15. Never Mind Organic Tofu Here's The Fuck Off!
16. Supremaclyster.
17. I Love Oasis
18. Orgasmatic Riff Destruction
19. Fuck Off In HD
20. I Spit Into The Circle Pit
21. Sit Down And Fuck Off
22. Vomit Gallery
23. Static Shit Odour
24. No Means Fuck Off
25. Last Cry
26. Granpa's Watching Porn Again
27. Fishing For Deadbeat Complements
28. Eyes Full Of Maggots
29. My Life Is Shit And Piss
30. Voices Tell Me I'm The Shit
31. Is That Your Arsehole??
32. Pipe To Pipe Bush Men
33. All These Cuts Are Self Inflicted
34. Installing Initializer You Fucking Cunt
35. FUCKFUCKNONO
36. Some Of My Best Friends Are Cunts
37. Agent Apple Knows How To Ride A Llama
38. Tribute To Diarrhoea
39. I Hope You Like Hospital Food
40. Shit Blistering
41. Minutes Before I Go Back And Get It Out
42. Years Of My Experience And The Fact That I Have No Skin
43. Of Course I Don't Have Any Idea
44. Chainsaw Circumcision
45. Chewing On A Curb Stone
46. I Wish I Was Drunker Than Me
47. With Veins Like That I'd Have Me A Real Time
48. That Uncle Who Touched You Once When You Were 34
49. America's Only Hope Is An A-bomb
50. Hey There Good Lookin' What You Got Cookin?
51. A Dick In A Frying Pan
52. Your Waitress Hates You
53. AIDS Is Hipster
54. An Asshole Of Folklore
55. Falling Headfirst Into A Trash Compactor With Your Balls Out.
56. 7 Signs You're A Fucking Waster
57. It's Not Gay If The Bollocks Don't Touch
58. Tell Your Mom I'll Be Round At 6pm
59. Goatsy
60. A Big Pile Of Quaaludes
61. Give Me A Break! They Were Dead When I Found Them!
62. My Drugs Are Stronger Than Your Drugs
63. The King Of Pop
64. Jimmy Liked Hospitals
65. Let's Grab A Subway
66. 12 Inches Of Chocolate Love
67. A Hard On For Jesus
68. My Felching Straw
69. Hover Boards Are In This Year
70. Fucking A Lawnmower Is A Bad Idea
71. Semtex Belt
72. 7ms Fucked My Dog
73. Jacking Off In Colditz
74. The Gayest Song You've Ever Heard, And We Spent Ages Writing It
75. Irreversible Is A Family Film
76. Cunthammer
77. Cranking One Out To The Gilmore Girls
78. Fetch Me Another Midget, For This One Has Split
79. Dick Cheese Toasty
80. Of Course I Don't Have Any Friends
81. Gobshite
82. Varicose Veins Are On Fleek
83. Thank Fuck That's Over