1. America's Funnyman
2. The Diagnosis · A Moment Of Silence · Factory Outlet Malls · Menswear · Gourmet Chocolate · Women's Lingerie · Doctors · The Army Reserve
3. Divorce · Anniversarys · Warehouse Shopping · Lawsuit Crazy · Single Life · Condoms
4. Smoking · Gusty Winds · The Audience · Bigotry · A&R People · The Ex-Wife · Talk Show Hosts · Motels · The Zipper Shtick
5. The Top Ten - Censored!
6. O.J. · Bill And Hillary · Newt Gingrich · Celebrity Liver Transplants · Flashers · Cop Shows · Lawyers · The Most Annoying Thing · The Speed Limit · G-Strings · Divorce · Rich Little Tribute
7. The Battle Between The Sexes
8. The X-Rated Hot Dog Vendor
9. Gambling · Dating · Suicide · Restaurants · Motels