1. Asmus I
2. Asmus II
3. My Doctor Doesn't Exist
4. Hematologist That Also Sells Crack
5. Toilet Humor As A Fashion Accessory
6. Trading Bong Hits For Fetish Gear
7. Nonnegotiable Disassociation
8. Dedicated To Wesley S. Dodd (OH WOW)
9. Honey I Shrunk 101 Dalmatians
10. Audioence
11. Stab The Imbecile
12. What's So Deluxe About A Cheeseburger?
13. A Story About Masculine People
14. Spact!
15. Tietchens III
16. Tietchens IV